Which combination likely created SETH ROGEN?

January 25, 2009

Oscar Picks

In lieu of anything better to do, I have decided to share my selections for that illustrious golden naked Ken doll.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ENGLISH BULLDOG POSING AS BRAD PITT, as seen in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button":















BEST UNCREDITED CAMEO BY 80s MICHAEL JACKSON in an Indian fairytale directed by a Scottish zombie lover:

"Oldest Salim"


"Middle Salim"







And last, but not least, the award for MOST OVER-FREAKING-NOMINATED DIRECTOR of all time, for pete's sake: RON HOWARD (Frost/Nixon -- really?)


Sorry, Ope!

Let the Hollywood frenzy begin. Jai ho!

1 comment:

John said...

Ron Howard gets about 10 million ruPEES every time he signs on to direct a movie. Also, that bulldog is ridiculous and does indeed look exactly like infant Brad Pitt. So what's this Benjamin Button movie about?